The Winners
Trithereon (reading door): "I prepared explosive runes this morni..."
-Hunter
These two clued in on the fact that Drelzna is on the other side of the door and I'm a sucker for anything Iggwilv related. So I had to split the award for a third person!
Heironeous: Dammit, Tritherion! You said, "Have a little fun, see Iggwilv's hot daughter, slay some demons..." Nothing about a boooooooring riddle trap, I am soooo out of here.
-Lassiviren
Tritherion: "The left door says 'Do not disturb my daughter. I.' and the right door says 'Party girl inside. D.' "
Heironeous: "I have a bad feeling about this. Iggy doesn't have much of a sense of humor."
-Maldin
Honorable Mentions
Heironeous: (Whispering) We've secretly replaced Trithereon's spear with a Spear of Demon Attraction. Let's see what happens.
-Valkaun Dain
Trithereon: Wait a minute. I think this is in brail.
Heironeous: Uh, you got this one.
-Wolfsire
Trithereon: ...I'm serious, it says "Enter at own risk"!
Heironeous: No, I'M serious, who said going in was a good idea!?!?
-Michael Sandar
Tritherion: "It says Dear Tritherion and Heironeous, you won't find any treasure, and is signed by Istus."
Heironeous: "figgers."
-Cwslyclgh
The Mines of Moria angle was also a great idea and these two picked up on it. Two thumbs up!
Tritherion: Sp..sp..spea....k f..f..f..rie....nd a..a..a....nd en..en..en..t..t..ter. No, that's not what it says. Sp..sp..spea....k f..f..IE..nd and en..en..t..er. No, that doesn't sound right either. Maybe it's...
Heironeous: FRIEND!! FIEND!! OPEN SESAME!!!! We haven't got much time! They're gaining on us! Oh...if only Boccob were here. At least he's literate.
-Thror
Tritherion: "Speak fiend and enter? Speak FIEND and ENTER!? What in the Nine Hells kind of riddle is that?"
Hieroneous: "What was that splashing? Hey Tritherion, do you think there're catfish in this pond?"
-smillan_31
and last but not least, the "Cheech and Chong Entry"! Awesome!
TRITHEREON: Hey Heironeous these faces are starting to talk to me. You think that torch has something to do with it?
HEIRONEOUS: No Way Maaaaaan.......... But we need to get out of here and get some foooooood.
TRITHEREON: Good idea, I suddenly got a bad case of the munchies.
HEIRONEOUS: Yeah me too, and I have this paranoid feeling that we are being watched or something..... lets get outta here.
-Scoti Garbidis